Happy Intesti-versary!

I woke up yesterday morning to a ping on my phone. “Happy 6th Intesti-versary!” I rolled over and went back to sleep with a smile on my face. On April 4, 2011 I had surgery to remove my terminal ileum (part of the small intestine that attaches to the large intestine and absorbs vitamin B12),…

A Good Laugh During Surgery

My mom and I are waiting in the examination room. There are never any clocks in these rooms, so I sit there swinging my legs in time with the seconds that I can only assume go by despite the absence of a clock. They must know that if they put clocks on the walls the patients…